Video: The Juggernaut Bitch!!

This had me laughing until it hurt.
Lowbrow comedy or pure genius? You decide!!
I don't care either way cuz I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BIIIIIIIITCH!
nsfw(not safe for work): language

Video: De La Soul Feat. Double "I Gotta Believe!"

De La Soul + Parappa the Rappa = Crazy Delicious?

I had no idea that De La Soul made a Parappa the Rappa cover. Awesome! =D
Random Fact: De La Soul is featured on the Gorillaz' "Feel Good Inc." track.

Review: MPIO FL350

This is my first review of a product on my blog.
My sister got a mp3 player from her friend and she brings it home. She opens it and asks me how to put songs onto it. (This is pretty much the scenario whenever something that requires electricity to run is brought into our household: Person brings it home and then I figure out how to get it to work)

So the mpio fl350 is a flash based mp3 player that has 512mb of memory. It also has some sort of internal rechargeable battery which lasts 10 hours. This finishes the brief details of the machine.

Here's my review:

It managed to reboot my sister's computer 3 times and it rebooted mine twice. I managed to put 0 songs onto it. We got it to play 20% of the sample song that was included onto it as soon as we got it but then the sound would get all fuzzy and then stop playing.

I give it a score of 7.5 smashed asses.
If you want a flash based mp3 player then I'd suggest to look elsewhere.

STOP THE AIDS!

Jelly Condoms
Originally uploaded by GOD.

I'd love to get a box of these.

Beaches are made out of fish poo

Here's a conversation I had while eating pho today

Fumi: Those lights probably aren't good for the eyes *points to flashing light things in pho restaurant*
Me: Yeah... epilepsy
Fumi: ........................................................................... THAT'S A GOOD ONE
Oh Fumi, you're so funny! XD

Then later on, I somehow started talking about how those white sand beaches are made out of fish poo. I was saying how there were these fish that eat coral and then it gets processed and later on gets pooed out by the fish and that's what makes up the sand on the beaches.

I think some people are still skeptical about it, so I dug up the movie and my boy David Attenborough backs me up on it. They're called humphead parrotfish and they look mad hilarious.

So the next time you're on a nice tropical beach doing various activities such as:

• enjoying the way the sand feels between your toes
• getting buried up to the neck in sand
• making a sand castle
• playing beach volleyball
• frolicking around on the sand with your significant other

remember that you're doing all this on tons and tons of fish poo. ;)

Video: Isuzu Gemini CM

Been lazy lately and haven't made a post in a while so that means, Video Post! =D
If you haven't already seen this video...
This is a compilation of some japanese Isuzu Gemini commercials that were made in the 80s.
How the crap did they do this??

And to answer your question, the music used in the video is Karaja - She Moves (La La La).
Go and download it; add it do your private cruising playlist that you listen to when you're driving alone. (Y)